Oh, Jason Statham...

Apparently, there's a new movie out called Crank. About a man who dies, but through some deus ex machina/macguffin is brought back to life. In order to keep his heart running, he has to constantly absorb electricity by grabbing power lines and such. This is such a hilariously preposterous premise that I now desperately want to see this movie, solely to fulfill my mental image of myself on the floor of the movie theater, giggling furiously. 

Also, I am bored enough tonight to actually watch Episode I. Man, eff George Lucas. 

Adding...Wow, Episode II is worse than I remembered.